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Official Lorikeet Security Merch
Engineered for Offensive Operators

Premium tech merchandise, developer apparel, and desk essentials designed for security researchers, penetration testers, and offensive engineers. Direct fulfillment via Printful on authentic blanks (Gildan 18500, Bella + Canvas 3001, Yupoong 6245CM).

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Lorikeet Operator Heavyweight Hoodie
Apparel Gildan 18500
LK-OFF-HD01 In Stock

Lorikeet Operator Heavyweight Hoodie

Premium heavyweight hoodie engineered for offensive security operators and deep focus coding sessions. Built from 50/50 organic cotton-poly fleece with an embroidered Lorikeet security crest across the chest and double-lined hood.

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$ 78.00 USD
Talon PTaaS Field Operations Shell
Apparel Independent Trading Co. EXP54LWZ
LK-OFF-JK01 In Stock

Talon PTaaS Field Operations Shell

Technical windbreaker engineered with 100% polyester lightweight ripstop, 600mm water-resistant coating, reverse coil zippers, and an interior concealed pocket for offensive hardware.

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$ 110.00 USD
Lorikeet Crest Minimalist Tee
Apparel Bella + Canvas 3001
LK-OFF-TS01 In Stock

Lorikeet Crest Minimalist Tee

Signature minimalist everyday tee in Lorikeet Slate Navy (#142B49). Features a micro-crest Direct-to-Film transfer on the left chest with coordinates of Lorikeet Research Labs.

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$ 36.00 USD
Lory Autonomous Pentester Plushie
Accessories & Desk Custom Collectible Series
LK-LORY-PL01 In Stock

Lory Autonomous Pentester Plushie

Physical manifestation of Lorikeet's autonomous pentesting brain. Bespoke 8-inch plush mascot equipped with tactical felt hacker goggles, removable mini black hoodie, and weighted desktop base.

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$ 38.00 USD
Lory Cyber Avatar Low-Profile Cap
Headwear Yupoong 6245CM
LK-LORY-CP01 In Stock

Lory Cyber Avatar Low-Profile Cap

Unstructured 6-panel low-profile cap cut from enzyme-washed chino cotton twill. Displays precision direct front embroidery of the Lory Cyber Avatar mascot with an antique brass tri-glide buckle strap.

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$ 32.00 USD
Lory Architecture Desk Mat (900x400mm)
Accessories & Desk Printful Premium Desk Mat
LK-LORY-DM01 In Stock

Lory Architecture Desk Mat (900x400mm)

Expansive 900x400x4mm surface engineered with micro-woven cloth and precision anti-fray stitched borders. Displays the high-resolution architectural schematic of the Lory autonomous test engine.

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$ 34.00 USD
"Lory Ran sudo rm -rf /" Streetwear Tee
Apparel Bella + Canvas 3001ECO
LK-MEME-TS01 In Stock

"Lory Ran sudo rm -rf /" Streetwear Tee

Limited drop offensive humor streetwear cut. Front pocket shows a cheerful, innocent Lory with a terminal prompt; the oversized back graphic reveals an unhandled root command, kernel panic registers, and glowing crimson ASCII.

Size
$ 38.00 USD
"122 Playbooks & 0 Findings? Sus." Tee
Apparel A4 N3142 Cooling Performance
LK-MEME-TS02 In Stock

"122 Playbooks & 0 Findings? Sus." Tee

When every automated scanner gives your infrastructure a green light, real pentesters know something is amiss. Minimalist chest terminal syntax: "lory --playbooks 122 --findings 0" with back interrogation breakdown.

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$ 38.00 USD
"Countersigned by a Human" Heavy Tee
Apparel Champion T105 Heritage Tee
LK-MEME-TS03 In Stock

"Countersigned by a Human" Heavy Tee

Autonomous agents discover attack vectors in seconds, but high-assurance enterprise security requires seasoned human validation. Features the verified Lorikeet Attestation stamp and Champion heritage branding.

Size
$ 36.00 USD
Lory Exploit Chains Holographic Sticker Pack
Accessories & Desk Kiss-Cut Holographic Stickers
LK-MEME-ST01 In Stock

Lory Exploit Chains Holographic Sticker Pack

Assorted 10-pack of weather-resistant UV-cured metallic holographic stickers. Includes holographic Lory with night-vision goggles, Kerberoasting flame badge, Nmap port scan badges, Nuclei bug icon, and raw ANSI root console stickers.

Size
$ 16.00 USD

Official Lorikeet Security Merchandise Guarantee

All apparel and tech essentials are crafted using premium heavyweight blanks (Gildan 18500, Bella + Canvas 3001, Yupoong 6245CM) with high-definition Direct-to-Film transfers and precision embroidery. Orders are fulfilled globally via Printful and securely processed via Stripe with full 256-bit TLS encryption.

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